I wished I stayed at the movies, where I could have at least had some popcorn with my drama.

That’s the nicest and most sociopathic thing anyone’s ever said to me.

The Cullens aren’t gonna show up and invite you to come live with them in Forks!

That’s when I first learned about true frustration, that wrenching ache when the thing that matters most to you barely makes a ripple in other people’s lives.

I know, but I hate him for kissing you.

Love is fleeting, things change, et cetera.

That would make a fantastic college entrance essay. ‘I Killed My Boyfriend and Still Managed to Maintain a 4.2 GPA and the Lead in the Spring Musical.

An earthquake would have been better. At least during an earthquake, you understand why you’re shaking.

Oh God, I heart him so much.

I told you, I’m a loyal friend. Kicking therapists, punching sharks, whatever it takes.